My Pastor, what the hell is Acute Gastroenteritis explosive Surgery?

Traveling through the parallel world, he awakened to the priest profession.
Very good, as a male pastor, there is nothing wrong with breast-feeding girls.
But please explain to me, what is the instant burst surgery for acute gastroenteritis?
What the hell is osteoporosis surgery?
Blood burning technique? ALS spread surgery? Mental confusion?
Can I still be a quiet girl with breasts?
Other professional mages forbid the curses of Doomsday Storm and Ice Age, the swordsman’s ultimate move is Ten Thousand Swords Returning to the Sect, the Storm of Breath, and the archer’s ultimate move is Arrow Rain, Meteor, and Storm Arrow.
But why are my forbidden spells cancer cell proliferation, T virus infection, and rabies outbreak?
A certain green tea: Woohoo, I really just went to take a shower, and who knew I got infected!
A certain villain: Do you know what it feels like to be bursting open and spurting blood at the same time? No! You don’t know!
A certain BOSS: My family, who knows? I just took a nap, and when I got up, I suddenly found that my waist was gone!