Konoha: My wife is Tsunade

Question: How to conquer Tsunade?
Answer: You only need a piece of candy to start, plus a little bit of good looks, a little stability, a little fun, and a little strength.
Question: Is it Yidiandian?
A: If you think so, I can’t help it. (Little Bear spreads his hands)
Question: Did Tsunade commit domestic violence after marriage? After all, her strange power punch can crush Susanoo.
Answer: No, I often… Anyway, Tsunade is very well-behaved and sensible. (Holds waist)
Question: As the Fourth Hokage, Chairman of Konoha Group, and God of Gamblers in the Ninja World, is Tsunade stressful for you to be with her?
Answer: Not at all, after all, I fulfilled my dream and became Hokage’s man!