People in One Piece are so Good-looking

My name is Nosha, and my dream is to become a great swordsman of the double-sword style. I can sit on the chair in the middle of the three major forces of the navy, and break the legs of the green pheasant next to me to maintain the consistency of the navy to the outside world.
When the war was over, I planned to return to my hometown to marry my childhood sweetheart, Bellemere, and raise my two daughters, Nami and Nokiko, into adulthood. However, the love system that fell from the sky seemed to treat me as a straight fool who could only draw a sword.
Inexplicably, I succeeded in the strategy, and I inexplicably added some flesh to it. I obviously just wanted to become a crispy swordsman with high attack and agility, but in the end, I became a monster that even Kaido would look up to and envy.
How disgusting, do you want to ruin my painting style?
Fortunately, my appearance is getting better and better. Even the empress who said, “Which one is more beautiful is me or the navy Nuo Xia?” After seeing me with her own eyes, she was so embarrassed that she couldn’t help herself. She has since become a humble and easy-going person.
In addition, I am obviously just a simple boy from the East China Sea. Why do you all call me Neptune? Where does this put Princess Shirahoshi? Please don’t say such outrageous things again in the future. It’s so rude.